I'm gonna bitch slap her! I swear I will!

People people people! Can you believe the way that beyotch Baba Wawa treated me? Can you???

If I wasn't such a lady I'd grab that lispy white trash by the hair, throw her down, and sit on her til she turned blue. Good thing for Baba I'm a lady. Good thing indeed.

My hunky hubby Al is so upset by this that he spent all last week weeping, locked in his paisley and pink walk-in closet--Al's closet is so much bigger than mine. Poor Al. The only way I could get him out of the closet was to promise to watch "A Star is Born" (the Streisand edition), "Mommie Dearest" (he likes me to wave a wire hanger and chase him around the apartment), and "Cabaret" (Al loves that cute little Liza Minelli!).

What do you say, fans? Was I treated unfairly? Is Rosie O'DooDooHead going to stink up The View?

What should I do now? Act? Host? Take a long vacation at the beach with my Stud Hubby Al and post the pictures here?

Hugs and Kisses and Light to all!
Star

Hello All !

Welcome to my blog! I am so very, very thrilled to have my very own blog. I have to admit I am not very computer savvy so this is all new territory for me. All those years I was too busy stuffing my already fat face I didn't have time for computers and blogs and technical things like that. One of the biggest problems was my belly was so big my poor little arms couldn't reach the keyboard. Another problem was it was a full time job keeping my ass as big as it was. This is the God's honest truth, my friends. I had to spend a good part of my waking hours eating. Yes. It's all true. I barely had time to finish one meal when it was time for another one. There was hardly time for anything else, especially learning about computers and the internet and blogs.

Funny story: For the longest time I thought "blog" referred to a very large roll of bologna. I know! Silly me.

But that is all in the past, my dear, dear friends. Today I am svelte, sexy, and one hot mama, and for this I credit my delicious hunk of a man, Al. He has shown me the way, and I am his willing and eager student. Together we have embarked upon this crazy internet path together. For your viewing pleasure we have added some very interesting websites as links. Please feel free to explore.

Enjoy! Learn! Celebrate! Bask in the light that is Star!

Thank you all!

With love and light,
Star and Al